Lil’ Kim – Answering Machine Skit 2 Lyrics

It’s Kev Lars. Sha-Dash
Yo Kim, pick up, what up? I got Donald Trump called earlier this morning wants to know what’s up, when you gon’ go in with him half partners on this hotel. I done told you that before motherfucker. My name’s Nigel motherfucker,your bootlegger. Talk to you in a minute,peace! You keep talking she’s walking What up Kimmy? I bootleg everything! Everybody is calling me, this album is fucking off the hook. But uumm, we gon’ knock it down, you a Jones God damn it, you got Jones in your blood, you gon’ do that man, you gon’ knock that bullet right in the ass
Kim what up? Ayo you never answer your motherfucking phone, it’s you boy Ado, you know. Listen,call me when you get this i need to talk to you it’s real real real real important. But you so hot you might have a cell in there, so give me a call back,aight? It’s Hill. Yo Kim what’s good? Leave me a massage and i’ll get back to you! I see you ain’t answering the phone but uumm..hold your head while you in there i know is nothing you a soldier, holla at your boy. Word! What the fuck is wrong with you motherfuckers? Oh shit, i forgot, call me back, i guess you’ll call me back when you get that quarter. Yo Kim it’s your brother man, just calling (Ay what up Kim?) saying God damn, we gotta do this bullet. Any lil’ extra com you need i got that black car for you it’s nothing and matter of fact imma hold them royalty checks, put them in a little stock and bond so when you out of there you’re all good. [Phone rings]
[Kim’s voicemail]
Hey what’s up? And then you got Bill Gates calling on the computer stuff. I’m looking foward to spending some of these millions! You got a banger i heard the ablum is exceptional, y’know i’m saying? Yo i just got back on the real, y’know i’m saying. Yo Kim what up? Rundell calling me every five minutes, like he needs answers, i just need you to call me when you get this it’s real important, aight? peace! Yo Kim this Julie Greenwald calling. ‘aight? I got Halle Berry dying to be in your next video. It’s Sugar Shav here, imma call you every motherfucking day and play a new motherfucking beat on your phone, you heard? It’s Sha man, whassup? You gotta call me man, pick up the phone call me, we gotta lock some shit down while you’re away. Just waiting for you to get back up in here so we can make another classic,you know what i mean? Holla at your boy. You know, call me back when you get a chance baby girl, i’m just missing you, wanna give you an update, you know me, i know you listening to the voicemail. But this shit is on fire, call me!

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